1) The Lesbian Faerie Story

2) Morgan Fox & Her Midget All Stars

3) There Are No Saunas In Hell, Thus No Swedes

4) Close Only Counts In Horseshoes, Hand Grenades, & Organized Religion

5) Sister Act 4: Mistress Beatrice

6) Curious George: The Missile Attack On Flight 800

7) White Power Gnome & Crack Mouse

8) Bambi & Candy Explore Exotic Bangkok

9) Mr. Clean Vs The Arm & Hammer Cow: Live From Las Vegas

10) The Girl Who Stabbed Dave Porter In The Armpit With One Of The Steak Knives He Gave Her For Christmas (The Muppet Audio Version Starring Sir Alec Guinness & Miss Piggy)

11) Toucan Sam & Captain Crunch Vs The Swiss Miss Chick &The Coppertone Girl

12) The US Government Testing Of Anthrax At Sweet Valley High: An Essay

13) The Lonely Planet Guide: 12 Things Not To Say To Turkish Prison Officials

14) Matt Good, The Lithium Years, 1979-1984: A Biography By Sven Donaldson

15) A Saturday Night In Hell: The Demonic Possession Of 4 Catholic School Girls & How To Make Fake ID’s.

16) Farley Mowat: Boring You To Death - 12 Of His Greatest Hits

17) I’m Sorry, My Fault! The Pressures Of Being Canadian

18) The Day Everyone Was Allowed To Shoot Anyone They Wanted But Missed

19) Dear Santa, A Wish List: Volatile Chemicals & Body Disposal Techniques For Beginners

20) Successfully Faking Illness. A Guide To Doing Nothing Ever Again

21) Hostage Negotiation. Getting What You Want From The Cops

22) Titanic. Getting It On While You’re Going Down. Notes On The Film

23) Cherry Jell-O & Primary Plastic Explosive Compounds. An Essay On Taking Sadism Too Far (A Nihilists Perspective) Volume 1