When your popularity rating is one of the worst in Presidential history, it’s always important to forge on. It’s best not to focus on the myriad of scandals that have plagued your administration, the outright lies that you and your co-conspirators conjured up to lead the country to war, or the fact that despite last November’s election results and the public’s distaste for the war in Iraq that you vetoed a bill that would define a timetable to end the conflict.

In fact, it doesn’t even matter if the conflict you unilaterally started is a disaster that was predestined to become one, that it has resulted in the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Iraqis, or that the fantasy that you cling to with regards to what is truly transpiring there is regarded as more fact than fiction by those that huddle in front of their televisions every night to be propagandized by the American media. It doesn’t matter that in less than eight years – to be truthful, a single year – you took the world’s most generous showing of support for another nation in perhaps the history of the world and turned in into immense international disdain. It doesn’t matter that most people outside of the United States believe that the initiatives of your administration are thought to be more dangerous than those of international terrorists.

All of that is, ultimately, inconsequential.

Why?

Because all you have to do is use the ‘A’ word and all of it gets lost in a smokescreen of fear and paranoia.

That would be why, during a recent speech to the Associated General Contractors of America meeting at the Willard Hotel in Washington, you craftily used the word ‘A’ word not once or five times – but twenty seven times.

Wire-tapping? The Gonzales scandal? Torture? The failure of the auspicious ‘surge’? All of them are dead issues because once the ‘A’ word is unleashed nothing else matters.

The ‘A’ team is not just in Waziristan planning new attacks on Minneapolis, Phoenix, and Pensacola. They’re in your basement, in the bushes behind your house, lurking behind your garage, and under the beds of your children. The ‘A’ team is omnipresent and it’s probably a good idea to remind people of that – twenty seven times in a single speech. In fact, in the future, it would probably be better to just give another speech from the deck of an aircraft carrier with a new banner hanging behind you…

The 'A' Word

Despite the fact that the majority of the insurgency in Iraq is, actually, independent of the ‘A’ team, you might as well tell people that they’re the reason why your nation’s brave fighting men and women should stay there – at least until your term is up and you leave office never having to say that you actually caved into public pressure. After all, who does the public think they are?

By then, of course, everyone will have forgotten that the ‘A’ team’s commander in chief is still at liberty somewhere, unable to be found, and that those in Iraq now claiming affiliation with his cabal weren’t even active in the country prior to the 2003 invasion. But all of that doesn’t matter because you, my friend, in your square starched suits and red and blue ties, are not a man that history can judge without the ‘A’ word being uttered. Let’s face it, the ‘A’ team and 9/11 were the best things that ever happened to you. Why in the hell would you ever want let anyone forget that - twenty seven times?

Torture? Why Not

Via the BBC

“A US survey of battlefield ethics among troops in Iraq has found widespread tolerance for torture in certain circumstances and problems with morale.

The survey, by an army mental health advisory team, sampled more than 1,700 soldiers and marines between August and October 2006.

It examined their views towards torture and the Iraqi civilian population.

A Pentagon official said the survey had looked under every rock and what was found was not always easy to look at.

The Pentagon survey found that less than half the troops in Iraq thought Iraqi civilians should be treated with dignity and respect.

More than a third believed that torture was acceptable if it helped save the life of a fellow soldier or if it helped get information about the insurgents.

About 10% of those surveyed said they had actually mistreated Iraqi civilians by hitting or kicking them, or had damaged their property when it was not necessary to do so.

Troops suffering from anxiety, depression or stress were more likely to engage in unethical behaviour, together with those who had had a colleague wounded or killed in their unit.”

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    It’s clear that Bush only wants to do things his way, and completely ignore the will of the people as well as many branches within his own government, including Congress. I read a laughable quote the other day in the NY Times about Bush vetoing the bill that tied further war spending with a timetable for withdrawl:

    Quoting Duane Storey:

    “The question is, ‘Who ought to make that decision, the Congress or the commanders?,’’ Mr. Bush said. “As you know, my position is clear – I’m the commander guy.”

    Next time the commander guy ends up on a military vessel, I hope someone walks him decisively towards a makeshift plank.

    05 / 04 / 16:16
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    OR “accidently” lowers a lift on one of those carriers and he disappears forever.

    Let’s see, we have Al-Qaeda hiding under my bed, even though I’m canadian, the boogie man looks like a nice, smiling neighbour mowing his lawn, and there isn’t anything good on TV anymore because Bushieman is an idiot and he’s the one that belongs under my bed, under my house as a matter of fact, a few feet down and his face pointing towards China, so when they knock down my house one day, they’ll dig him up and give him a few good kicks in the ass which is what he really needs.

    They have American Idol, why can’t they pick the runner up and make them president? To be honest, it’s a crappy prize because they’ll be Bush’s sucessor, and no one wants to have anyone say “suck,” “Bush,” and your name in one sentence.

    I checked my TV guide, but they haven’t put in when the ‘A’team is coming on tonight. Anyone know when?

    05 / 04 / 16:29
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    The ‘A’ word has been used to instill a sense of fear in Americans since 9/11… There continues to be the sense of fear because very few Americans are properly educated on the matter.

    Why the “Commander Guy” chooses to use the ‘A’ word 27 times in one frickin’ speech is because he wants to pound the fear into the undereducated.

    Undereducated fearful Americans = bush thinking he is smarter than he is …thinking is the keyword…

    05 / 04 / 17:11
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    i wish the ‘A ‘ word was accountability.

    05 / 04 / 18:40
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    hmmm, perhaps the A-Team is hiding SH’s WMD.

    05 / 04 / 19:31
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    The reason he repeats the A-word so many times is to instill a sense of finality to the American opposition. As long as all terrorists are associated with a single organization it will seem like the enemy is genuinely evil, as long as the inexplicable vileness of that organization is a truism. If he described terrorists as a diverse group of people from many lands it would beg the question “Why are so many different people angry?”

    Terrorists under my bed? Considering the way this administration has conducted itself, with our own politicians refusing to take an autonomous stand, I believe it.

    We need to stop following the leadership of A-words altogether.

    05 / 04 / 21:32
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    ah, that’s funny. Maybe he was running out of new material. Or you know how some people are nervous at public speaking, and say “um” a lot? His word is “al-qaeda” instead of “um”.

    05 / 04 / 21:55
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    While I entirely agree with all of this, I just wanted to mention that congress shouldn’t be given credit in any way here for trying to stop the war. That bill was flawed on so many levels and would have done essentially nothing to end the war. For example, the “benchmarks” were all at the presidents discretion anyway. The wording of document left the door open to keep at least half the troops in Iraq within the country. Not to mention the incredibly large number of mercenaries within Iraq. Thats right, mercenaries.

    For some disturbing analysis about this check out this article please:
    http://www.antiwar.com/engelhardt/?articleid=10894

    Bush vetoed the bill simply because it would have made it slightly more difficult to pursue his agenda, not because it stood in the way of his agenda.

    05 / 05 / 01:53
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    You know, I recall an article last year about research showing people with psychosis were more likely to vote for Bush. I tried to find it, but the original news article is lost to time–though this does make reference to it:

    http://psychcentral.com/blog/archives/2006/11/29/survey-people-with-psychosis-prefer-bush/

    They preserve a key point, which was: “Our study shows that psychotic patients prefer an authoritative leader,” Lohse says. “If your world is very mixed up, there’s something very comforting about someone telling you, ‘This is how it’s going to be.’”

    That seems to be the common justification for voting Bush even among non-psychotics(?)–”he may not be perfect, but he stands for what he believes in.”

    But lately I’ve been thinking, what if people voted for Bush because they wanted a President who would take the blame when he screwed up? A man who makes his beliefs loudly known will find it harder to hide from his decisions when they go awry, right?

    And yet hide he does. It’s pretty pitiful.

    05 / 05 / 04:07
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    It is painfully clear that Bush is lacking in intellect, has no public speaking ability, and is pathetically short on vocabulary.

    Bush can only track a single talking point (at best). I would lay money that he did not intend to use the ‘A’ word twenty-seven times in a single speech–you are giving him way too much credit when you call him cunning–he is simply (pun intended) stupid and stubborn. He knew he had to emphasize his point, and he is completely lacking in the skills needed to do it eloquently or implicitly, so he resorts to repetition.

    The man is truly unqualified for his job and, I believe, unable to grasp the situation he has created, and that, to me, is the most shocking part of his continuing term as president after the damage he has done. It is amazing to me that such an incompetent man wreaking so much international havoc is not forced out when they came after Clinton for a sexual dalliance.

    BTW, I have nothing against stupid people–we are what we are–but waging war without the capacity to understand, it is unbelievable that Bush is allowed to continue. He likely doesn’t even realize he speaks propaganda.

    (I watched Idiocracy last night, and I really couldn’t tell the difference.)

    05 / 05 / 06:51
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    He has never listened to others and why would he change. :(

    05 / 05 / 08:03
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    I’m just afraid of the ‘A’ word…I can barely sleep at night. I’m living in a town of 3700 and I think we’re all easy targets…aren’t we?

    Quoting Pete:

    “The Pentagon survey found that less than half the troops in Iraq thought Iraqi civilians should be treated with dignity and respect.”

    Hmmmmmm…that really says something.

    05 / 05 / 08:55
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    I’m just afraid of the ‘A’ word…I can hardly sleep at night. By living in a town of 3700 we’re easy targets…aren’t we?

    Quoting Pete:

    “The Pentagon survey found that less than half the troops in Iraq thought Iraqi civilians should be treated with dignity and respect.”

    Hmmmm…speaks volumes.

    05 / 05 / 08:58
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    I’m just afraid of the ‘A’ word…I can hardly sleep at night. By living in a town of 3700 we’re easy targets…aren’t we?

    “The Pentagon survey found that less than half the troops in Iraq thought Iraqi civilians should be treated with dignity and respect.”

    Hmmmm…speaks volumes.

    05 / 05 / 08:59
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    I’m just afraid of the ‘A’ word…I can hardly sleep at night. By living in a town of 3700 we’re easy targets…aren’t we?

    Quoting Pete:

    “The Pentagon survey found that less than half the troops in Iraq thought Iraqi civilians should be treated with dignity and respect.”

    Hmmm…speaks volumes

    05 / 05 / 09:00
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    Pete really wants to get that off his chest.

    05 / 05 / 09:08
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    He’s nearly there though. Keep it up Pete, get your voice out there - over and over and over.

    05 / 05 / 14:24

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