We here at matthewgood.org like to put our own spin on things, and blog awards are no different. As you’ll find, the highly coveted MaGoggy is only handed out to those select few that can be singled out in a variety of categories unique to the MaGoggy’s as being truly unmatched.
Winner: Daily Kos.
We have no clue what’s going on over there. It’s all just a big mess of orange links, diaries, and adverts.
Winner: Little Green Footballs.
Little Green Footballs is the definitive example of a blog that remains amazingly dedicated to a single topic. In the case of LGF, it’s ‘Islamofascism’.
Winner: Tie - Tony Pierce and Raymi The Minx.
When you pump out as much content as these two do, there is simply no excuse for punishing your readership by making them endure Blogger and HaloScan.
Winner: The Vancouverite.
They love Holt more than you do, hippie.
Hippie?
Winner: The Bingo Blog.
The world of bingo unleashed.
Winner: Babeland.
A waterproof vibrator sale you say?
Winner: Blog Herald.
Because bloggers need to know…about blogging.
Winners: Progressive Bloggers and Blogging Tories.
Just like twister - fun for the whole family.
Winner: The Official Playboy Blog.
You see, you do read it for the articles.
Have you just discovered that you’re the winner of a coveted MaGoggy? Well, make sure to advertise the fact on your website by including the following graphic…
Congratulations to all of our MaGoggy winners and see you all next year!
HAHAHAHAHA
waterproof vibes? now i’m no expert…but would you not expect that of ALL vibes….or is the low voltage shock part of the satisfaction value?
Quoting Dale Mugford:
*deep breath*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
What??? A sale on just the waterproof ones??? When does the rabbit go on sale???
Islamofascism. How I hate that word. So much so I actually wrote my only article on Newsvine about it. (All the rest are seeds natch)
And on that note I’m off to purchase a waterproof vibrator.
Quoting bunster10:
hahah dude, rabbits will be the demise of men.
Well now I know where to buy a fleshlight.
These reminded me of the “Dundees” from The Office.
Haaahah.
Perhaps Mr. Pierce will realize the error in his ways now.
Quoting patz:
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Exactly, “dude”!!!!
;-)
Ah Babeland. If any of you are ever in Seattle check out their store Toys in Babeland, it’s kind of like the Ikea of sex stores! Although it does lack some of the excitement of going to a dark, dingy adult store off the highway.
oh, I wish I would have known there was going to be an awards show. damn.
I would have campaigned for the ‘worst movie blog, that rarely talks movies cuz she’s a mom that never gets to the theatre anymore’.
and ‘blog that needed to get deleted a year ago’
get your last licks folks, cuz it’s gone after tomorrow folks: http://www.lovesmovies.blogspot.com
Quoting patz:
NEVER!!!!
I will take a man over a rabbit any day(you think I’m crazy right?)
Men are too…uh…what’s the word I’m looking for here….REAL!!!!
Love em. too much.
but!
lol you should see the vibe that plugs into your iPod….oh my…
I think it’s time i get an iPod.
Quoting angelboo:
Ahhh! Very good point! However, keep in mind that one is on-demand and the other can be just demanding. ;-)
oh thank you now i am going to make my template even MORE retarded to handle and read
Quoting Ashes the Dawn:
What? Where?
Quoting patz:
Hahahaha!! I think the rabbit should at least replace SOME men.
The ones that make you think “Seriously buddy, what ARE ya doing down there?”
Quoting sevenxteen:
Hahaha! That kinda reminds me of that scene from “Chasing Amy” where Banky and Alyssa were exchanging stories of their “experiences”.
Quoting AaronV:
For some people, I’m sure it is. (The others just don’t want their vibe to die if it gets a little damp.)
Also, I love that this is now a thread about vibrators.
That’s awesome! I was just talking about making up an award the other day, damn. hehe
Quoting Designer Fox:
Oh! go to the babeland site and check out the Deluxe category…it’s there… and it plugs into your iPod and goes with your tunes…it sounds pretty wicked.
*Joins in on the HAHAHAHA-ing*
Man, I wish I won one of those JUST for that button. Though it would get me in trouble with my host.
HAHAHA
Quoting spring90:
Who says you can’t just go ahead and put it on your page? :D