They’ve opened a laziness museum in Colombia – for a week only. I couldn’t make that up if I’d downed a bottle of Vicodin and Vodka.
Who opens a museum dedicated to laziness for seven days? Absolutely no one that actually appreciates laziness is going to bother going for at least a year. Even then, if the museum’s website is any good, why go at all?
Culture. It’s awesome.
There’s a lot going on out there. Check my del.icio.us page to see what I’ve been reading. I’m not in the mood to post anything.
Too lazy.
MG.org Online Dating?
It’s lucrative and all the rage, so why not? Do you think we should start a matthewgood.org online dating service? It doesn’t matter much to me, I just have to design the layout. Dale, on the other hand, will have to spend countless hours programming it. So, if you’re single, searching for that special someone, and hate Dale, leave your ideas in the comments.
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Yes.
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Of course, I’ll program it such that Matt is the number #1 choice for every male member who sets up an account. I’ll crop his head onto Lance’s body a la this picture, and suggest his favourite activity as ’stroking’.
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See. That right there is why you never give a Hobbit the keys to the Kingdom.
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HAHAHA.
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too funny
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I think you should do it. Call it lavamatt.com or mattfinder.com, and depending on your age you can see various profile photos of matt on a tricycle, harley, bmw, or a wheelchair.
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If it was free, I’d throw my proverbial hat in the ring.
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Yes. I need a date.
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I have a foot fetish but the velcro doesn’t do it for me.
…and I like Dale.
I go on message boards for other bands… and over the years you’d be surprised how many fans hook up and get married.
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too lazy.
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“if you’re single, searching for that special someone, and hate Dale, leave your ideas in the comments.”
Awesome…
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Too lazy to click on the museum link, but coding? I’m there. :D
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A lazy museum? A online dating site for those who hate online dating sites?
It’s amazing what creativity some people have to offer the world. :p
Sign me up for the online dating site for those who hate online dating sites. I’d go to the museum, but that would involve getting up.
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http://www.Goodlava.com
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oops.. crap, i didn’t mean to post a non existant site.. was thinking of a name for the new dating service….
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Wait a minute… how do we know that this is the real Matt Good trying to set up an online dating service in his name? How do we know that the real Matt Good wasn’t kidnapped and that this isn’t the work some brainwashed clone planted here by the HGP Group as a means of finding new recruits?
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Hahahahahaha.
fromthecomfortofyourlivingroom.org? I’m so funny.
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tellmeareyouleavingsoonnot.com
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Quoting Monkey:
Love it! :D
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And if a couple gets married, does that mean Matt gets to play at their wedding too? :D
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Quoting Matthew Good:
I told you, Dale..
Matt Good is KING of all Hobbits..
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Quoting Duane Storey:
If I don’t see him on a fuckin’ rascal wearing some slacks that he got becausehe thought they were a good deal, I don’t think I want any pictures =P
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I thought this whole idea was for Matt to get a date….? Too bad I’m already married… ;)
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Quoting Avalanche:
Ooo.. Thats a killer idea!!!
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Quoting Dale Mugford:
Maybe you can have that song Stroke automatically play as you load the picture?
sorry Matt, I can’t help myself at times!
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Couldn’t you have something like “Win A Date With Matt Good”? Oh how about, an auction for a date with Matt Good. We did that for my rollerderby team and it was a blast. Come on Matt, SELL IT…..lol
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That would be hilarious! But I don’t hate Dale enough to make him go through that much work just for a joke, hehe. Change my mind Dale, I dare you!
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this has to be the Strangest One of All, Matt. It seems he’s In It For The Money, and obviously I’m Not Safer Than a Bank, but Matt’s Apparitions of such a site certainly doesn’t make him seem Anti-pop.
I’d like the site if Going All the Way was allowed. Like, Load Me Up, baby. I’d probably end up with a Double Life, involving Truffle Pigs by day, and Let’s Get It On by night. We all know that The Future is X-Rated, so why sing Sort of a Protest Song?
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haha an online dating service eh… friendly leo seeks caring MG fan to satisfy her online fantasies.. lol .. ok dale u work on the site and i’ll work on my profile… it may take a while to find a pic that will be up to par with the matt/lance shot haha
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We can matt-ew-up. We’ve got it all - hot dicks and wags, top-picks and gags, kicks and jags, a few hick’s,nags and sags. You want it we probably hobb-it.
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Too Lazy….Is that your excuse for not wishing me a Happy Birthday Yesterday???? Shame on you.. :(
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And I suppose that every conversation between potential couples would start with “I usually hate dating sites, but…”
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That’s a great idea, but only if the singles’ interests include:
animals
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boardgames
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compatible horoscopes
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long walks on the beach
Otherwise there’s no hope of a happy online romance ending. That’s just science at work with nature.
*Please note this is not a proven or necessarily truthful fact. The writer of this non fact is currently sky high on Red Rose and breakfast buffet food and therefore is unaccountable for her actions. Readers of this comment do so at their own risk.
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Let`s vote here and see what people want. Not what we know from the media. Vote here who you want to be president http://presidentofamerica.blogspot.com/
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Better have people sign a waiver of some sort:
We here at ‘True Love Will Find You In The End’ are not responsible for any emptied bank accounts, lost or stolen property or injuries that occur as a result of the program. Protection from STD’s, NSF’s and MF’s are the sole responsibility of the user. We guarantee nothing and recommend that, as a registered user of the service, you have nothing to hide (except, of course, your true personality). Open your wallet and close your eyes…you’re in for the ride of your life.
As a registered user of True Love Will FYITE, you accept and assume full responsibility for any injuries that may be related to the service. This includes broken hearts (they’re for assholes), lowered self esteem and shattered egos. You’re on your own and basically, whatever the fuck happens to your ass while you’re here is your own fault. You hereby promise not to whine or try and sue us when it doesn’t work out.
For a preview of what you can expect, we direct you to “Hot Chicks & Douchebags”. You, too, can meet an empty soul looking to hook up and spread the love (as well as other things).
As a prerequisite to the program, we urge you to try ultimate fighting or stabbing yourself in the eye first, to ensure that you’re fully prepared for the experience. We wouldn’t want you getting hurt. You probably will.
Good luck. (It’s been nice knowing you).
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crap..I thought this was a dating site?
I retract all my pervy emails guys…sorry.
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do we HAVE to be single?
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lol deb. thats awesome!
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the dating site sounds like an idea. but only if every profile requires a HC&D style pic by applicants. other pictures must contain horrible photoshopping as well.
and i agree, if two people find their true love in the end, then Matthew must be the entertainment for the wedding… *waits to see how many people decide to get married for that perk, and then get it annulled the next day*
or perhaps Matthew can match up people based on his opinion of what would work best? Possibility for revenge exists…
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When will Matthew Good have his own youtube channel? With ideas like “MG.org Online Dating” I bet he could come up with hilarities ranging from political sock puppet recipes to plastic playmate of the month. Matthew Good is probably my perfect date. But I’m too lazy to pursue him. I’ll just sit here until he realizes that I’m the One.
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lmfao this made my day.
go for it man.
GO FOR IT! ;)
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Why do you have to be single?
Why should millions of your fans be denied ME just because of an eternal commitment?
I feel discriminated against. :(
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I am totally discriminating against you Patrick. TOTALLY.
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Well little does everyone know that being discriminated against happens to be one of my biggest turn ons. If I was permitted to have a profile on the dating site - that’d definitely be on there, along with wrestling crocodiles, threesomes, drinking Irish whiskey straight and reading comic books.
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- can’t delete this post -
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sign me up
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Quoting Patrick Pitt:
that’s true… just because there is a goalie doesn’t mean you can’t score!
I don’t know though, this forum should have a ‘bar’ format where we can get drunk and start chatting, simulating the atmosphere of any grudgy club out there that we all go to ‘people watch.’ I mean, i throughouly enjoy pick up lines like “hey, i remember you from elemantary’ or my personal favorite “Hey, I think you should come home with me. I have big…. arms,” and can’t imagine NOT having that here on the site.
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My idea for a display in the Museo de la Flojera.
Lazy Boy chair in front of a 12th story picture window facing west. On one side of the chair sits a jumbo ice chest full of Coca Cola in cans. On the other side is a 30 gallon trash can full of Hershey’s kisses with almonds. On one arm sits a pair of Bose noise eliminator head phones.
You have to bring your own iPod because this exhibit is interactive.
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Quoting amy:
Him: Can I get your number?
Me: First of all you haven’t even asked me my name… and no… thanks.
Him: Well how bout do you wanna come back with me to my car?
0.o
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Hey Dale! Think you can replicate a grungier version of the CIM? :D
Oh! And if you do create a dating site, is it possible to have a search engine that can filter out those men who want to wear French maid uniforms and get whipped? That just ain’t my thing, ya know? I just can’t quite bring out the dominatrix in me just yet.
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Quoting Charmaine:
Oh my! Just WHERE do they come up with these lines??? At least he went straight to the point. :-p
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They still didn’t ask my name.
Things like that remind me why I’ve never been on a date.
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I dont think it is a good idea to start Online Dating on this site. It might just lead to problems, that, since MG.org held a dating service, he could be blammed for. This is a site that focus’ on Matt Good alone, and I dont see what a Dating Service does for Matt Good….unless of coarse we could hook up with Matt Good ;).
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The latest one for me came from a guy who’s been “visiting” me at work. Nice enough and I’d actually considered his offer of going for coffee. Then he grew impatient (I’ve been tending to sick parents and had yet to take him up on his offer). And more forward - his last visit went something like this…
Him: “I’m kinda stiff.”
Me: ???
Him: “Do you want to go to a hotel and give me a massage?”
“no”.
Done deal.
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Quoting Jon Dehm:
HAHAHHA I do this all the time!
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Yikes that’s creepy. Once a guy asked for my number then said: “Don’t worry I’m not a pedophile or anything…” At least he asked for my name first.
I wonder if girls ever come off creepy or do we always under-creep the guys?
Reverse that hotel-massage situation and I think it’d be a guys lucky day.
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all of this cheered me up :)
so funny!
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OMG That would be just the perfect solution for me right now! An online dating forum of some kind that is Matthew Good themed!
Of course, then my usual method of getting men drunk and then asking them to take me home won’t work… o_O
“Hey, do you want to see my action figure collection?”
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Lemme see, last pickup line I used. Hmmmm
Oh Yeah! I remember.
“Let me teach you how to do The Hustle”
Actually that was the NEXT to last. THE last was,
“Will you marry me?”
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My favourite? This guy I met once was talking (I wouldn’t even say he was flirting with me) and after about 20 minutes, looks at me like…suggestively (not seductively, but in a raunchy kind of way) and says “So, are we gonna do this or what?”
I said no.
He walked away! Just walked away! Lol!
THAT, is priceless.
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For the dating service, I’ve got dibs on the heading, “Pilot Seeks Drunken Co-Pilot for Unsuccessful Trans-Atlantic Flight.”
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I’m too lazy to date, beside I don’t think the wife would like it.
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How could you hate Dale.
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Quoting Charmaine:
word.
i was watchingn reruns of sex and the city last night (everything is reruns, it’s can’t be helped). it was some episode about whether or not women are sluts. carrie was confused as to why aiden (furniture making boy) wouldn’t sleep with her. they had gone out 4 times. she eventually asked him. his respond: can we not just date for a bit? gotta said, it made a good point. people tend to confuse hook ups with dating…
so the question then is, is Matthew suggesting a dating site, or a hookup site? (’cause let’s be honest, online dating sites are hookup sites, and if you aren’t going to hook up after the first meeting, which isn’t a date ’cause it’s just coffee, then you really don’t belong on them sites… not that i would know or anything… i should really walk my dog…)
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Quoting Communist Dan:
If there’s an in-flight movie and parachutes included, I’m there!
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Okay, Idea for the dating service:
Just get everyone to fill out numerous online surveys (find 50 of them. There’s at least 50 out there.) and match people up based on what answers they picked. Genius. We’ll make millions!
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Quoting krisco:
The in-flight movie will be either La Bamba or Castaway and we have a chest full of surplus WWII parachutes.
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I’ll date you matt!
no need for an online dating service.
;)
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I hear that Dale is a real prick, so I’m thinking yes.
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That would be an excellent idea.
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Quoting Charmaine:
True enough…most guys would probably be scrambling to find a bottle of massage oil.
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I think you should do it. Matt could run a side contest for the guy who looks most like a douchebag… and then make comments on why they aren’t even with hot chicks… Thats about ten times as sad as hotchickswithdouchebags…. I mean at least those guys have pictures with someone!!!
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A band that I used to do sound for was playing a rather ‘classy’ establishment and during a break a guy walks up to me at the bar and slurs, “Hey, my buddy here wants to drink shooters out of your navel”. Nice…
And since I’m ranting (I’ve always hated doing sound in places where people are falling down drunk), guys, don’t come up to female soundtechs so drunk you can’t stand and ask what all the knobs do. It’s just not endearing. If you are sober (or cute) I’ll probably teach you everything I know AFTER the set is over. When I’m working my brain is hardwired into the music as it very well should be.
Now, this is very important, especially don’t say, “would you notice if I moved this knob?” and proceed to actually move a knob or fader because I don’t suffer fools gladly and I have a wicked backhand. I will connect with you before my brain has a chance to catch my hand… ask the last guy who tried his luck. ;-)
OK, ranting is over. Where do I sign up for this Matt Good online dating service? ;-p
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I think the last time I was properly hit on it was by this Japanise guy named Toyota at Big Bad John’s in Victoria. Can’t remember exactly what was said or anything (I was too busy talking with my cousin and admiring the rather interesting drinking establishment I was dragged into), but I do remember that he was adorible and it was fucking hilarious to watch. :p
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hell yeah. it’s been so long my girlie bits are resealing.
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I’m laughing so hard right now, I can barely see straight enough to write this…
Um, Matt, you have already started said “dating service”!!!!!
Met my sweetie on this site over 2 months ago. Sweetest guy in the world. :)
So, I guess that means we should be sending you some money or something then, huh?? LMFAO!! XD
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Quoting doompony:
Does that mean some of us can pass for virgins again?
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Trying to find a date online is the last thing I would do. I am not that desparate ! I can’t help but thinking that the people who date on line are either too ugly or too dumb to find someone without any help. Or, they smoke and hate to have to go outside when they go out to a bar.
You should make us post our picture in our profile and we will take care of the rest !
Damn…I really got up on the wrong side of the bed…
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a mg dating site? wouldnt that be adding more fuel to the HCWD fire?? or possibly starting a HDWNSHC (hot douchebag with not so hot chick) revolution???
oh the humanity.
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Quoting Sel:
if you’re looking for someone based on a picture, then HCWD is probably the place for you. Alot of ugly people have beautiful shells. Just remember that. ;)
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Quoting Dale Mugford:
i sprayed my computer screen when i read that! i totally spit out all the water i was drinking to laugh out loud.
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dunno why this lazy entry reminded me of this, but can external links be made to open up in a different window? i hate clicking back to mg.org (esp when browsing from work…my tab preferences aren’t set up… i suppose i could do that now, but i’m lazy at this point)
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I don’t think he will.
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Quoting helz:
Command-click in Safari.
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I say why not? Dale (a man whom I never had the chance to meet) can not possibly do any worse at match ups then what I have personally inflicted on myself in the past.
;p
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An actual tribute to laziness… Moments like these I can only salute and shed a tear.
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Quoting donkeygrey:
yes, i know that already.
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I just had this horrible glimpse of how a date via Matthew Goods dating service would be like.
Somehow engaging in converastion over coffee (or perhaps dirty sex) with a fellow Matthew Good fan that you’ve met on the Matthew Good site, frightens me.
Are they into me? Or are they into me because I’m into Matthew Good? And am I okay with them calling me Matthew while they’re thrusting me into next week?
Think about it kids, think about it.
Creepy.