Comments on: Mr. Lazy http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/01/mr-lazy/ Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:36:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Smogdini http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/01/mr-lazy/#comment-37862 Smogdini Tue, 08 Jan 2008 16:56:03 +0000 http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/01/mr-lazy/#comment-37862 I just had this horrible glimpse of how a date via Matthew Goods dating service would be like. Somehow engaging in converastion over coffee (or perhaps dirty sex) with a fellow Matthew Good fan that you've met on the Matthew Good site, frightens me. Are they into me? Or are they into me because I'm into Matthew Good? And am I okay with them calling me Matthew while they're thrusting me into next week? Think about it kids, think about it. Creepy. I just had this horrible glimpse of how a date via Matthew Goods dating service would be like.

Somehow engaging in converastion over coffee (or perhaps dirty sex) with a fellow Matthew Good fan that you’ve met on the Matthew Good site, frightens me.

Are they into me? Or are they into me because I’m into Matthew Good? And am I okay with them calling me Matthew while they’re thrusting me into next week?

Think about it kids, think about it.
Creepy.

]]> By: helz http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/01/mr-lazy/#comment-37851 helz Tue, 08 Jan 2008 15:37:55 +0000 http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/01/mr-lazy/#comment-37851 [quote comment="37750"][quote comment="37701"]dunno why this lazy entry reminded me of this, but can external links be made to open up in a different window? i hate clicking back to mg.org (esp when browsing from work...my tab preferences aren't set up... i suppose i could do that now, but i'm lazy at this point)[/quote] Command-click in Safari.[/quote] yes, i know that already. [quote comment="37750"][quote comment="37701"]dunno why this lazy entry reminded me of this, but can external links be made to open up in a different window? i hate clicking back to mg.org (esp when browsing from work…my tab preferences aren’t set up… i suppose i could do that now, but i’m lazy at this point)[/quote]

Command-click in Safari.[/quote]

yes, i know that already.

]]> By: eiitzanaxiius http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/01/mr-lazy/#comment-37831 eiitzanaxiius Tue, 08 Jan 2008 08:21:16 +0000 http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/01/mr-lazy/#comment-37831 An actual tribute to laziness... Moments like these I can only salute and shed a tear. An actual tribute to laziness… Moments like these I can only salute and shed a tear.

]]> By: Miss Independent http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/01/mr-lazy/#comment-37772 Miss Independent Tue, 08 Jan 2008 04:06:21 +0000 http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/01/mr-lazy/#comment-37772 I say why not? Dale (a man whom I never had the chance to meet) can not possibly do any worse at match ups then what I have personally inflicted on myself in the past. ;p I say why not? Dale (a man whom I never had the chance to meet) can not possibly do any worse at match ups then what I have personally inflicted on myself in the past.

;p

]]> By: donkeygrey http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/01/mr-lazy/#comment-37750 donkeygrey Tue, 08 Jan 2008 00:25:11 +0000 http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/01/mr-lazy/#comment-37750 [quote comment="37701"]dunno why this lazy entry reminded me of this, but can external links be made to open up in a different window? i hate clicking back to mg.org (esp when browsing from work...my tab preferences aren't set up... i suppose i could do that now, but i'm lazy at this point)[/quote] Command-click in Safari. [quote comment="37701"]dunno why this lazy entry reminded me of this, but can external links be made to open up in a different window? i hate clicking back to mg.org (esp when browsing from work…my tab preferences aren’t set up… i suppose i could do that now, but i’m lazy at this point)[/quote]

Command-click in Safari.

]]> By: Eva http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/01/mr-lazy/#comment-37742 Eva Mon, 07 Jan 2008 23:47:03 +0000 http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/01/mr-lazy/#comment-37742 I don't think he will. I don’t think he will.

]]> By: helz http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/01/mr-lazy/#comment-37701 helz Mon, 07 Jan 2008 20:15:06 +0000 http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/01/mr-lazy/#comment-37701 dunno why this lazy entry reminded me of this, but can external links be made to open up in a different window? i hate clicking back to mg.org (esp when browsing from work...my tab preferences aren't set up... i suppose i could do that now, but i'm lazy at this point) dunno why this lazy entry reminded me of this, but can external links be made to open up in a different window? i hate clicking back to mg.org (esp when browsing from work…my tab preferences aren’t set up… i suppose i could do that now, but i’m lazy at this point)

]]> By: helz http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/01/mr-lazy/#comment-37687 helz Mon, 07 Jan 2008 19:35:32 +0000 http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/01/mr-lazy/#comment-37687 [quote comment="37519"]Of course, I'll program it such that Matt is the number #1 choice for every male member who sets up an account. I'll crop his head onto Lance's body a la <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/unicornsof911/1862297623/in/set-72157602090742128/" rel="nofollow">this picture</a>, and suggest his favourite activity as 'stroking'.[/quote] i sprayed my computer screen when i read that! i totally spit out all the water i was drinking to laugh out loud. !!! [quote comment="37519"]Of course, I’ll program it such that Matt is the number #1 choice for every male member who sets up an account. I’ll crop his head onto Lance’s body a la this picture, and suggest his favourite activity as ’stroking’.[/quote]

i sprayed my computer screen when i read that! i totally spit out all the water i was drinking to laugh out loud.
!!!

]]> By: deb http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/01/mr-lazy/#comment-37682 deb Mon, 07 Jan 2008 18:49:53 +0000 http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/01/mr-lazy/#comment-37682 [quote comment="37669"]Trying to find a date online is the last thing I would do. I am not that desparate ! I can't help but thinking that the people who date on line are either too ugly or too dumb to find someone without any help. Or, they smoke and hate to have to go outside when they go out to a bar. You should make us post our picture in our profile and we will take care of the rest ! Damn...I really got up on the wrong side of the bed...[/quote] if you're looking for someone based on a picture, then HCWD is probably the place for you. Alot of ugly people have beautiful shells. Just remember that. ;) [quote comment="37669"]Trying to find a date online is the last thing I would do. I am not that desparate ! I can’t help but thinking that the people who date on line are either too ugly or too dumb to find someone without any help. Or, they smoke and hate to have to go outside when they go out to a bar.
You should make us post our picture in our profile and we will take care of the rest !
Damn…I really got up on the wrong side of the bed…[/quote]

if you’re looking for someone based on a picture, then HCWD is probably the place for you. Alot of ugly people have beautiful shells. Just remember that. ;)

]]> By: PharmingForDissidence http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/01/mr-lazy/#comment-37679 PharmingForDissidence Mon, 07 Jan 2008 18:06:55 +0000 http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/01/mr-lazy/#comment-37679 a mg dating site? wouldnt that be adding more fuel to the HCWD fire?? or possibly starting a HDWNSHC (hot douchebag with not so hot chick) revolution??? oh the humanity. a mg dating site? wouldnt that be adding more fuel to the HCWD fire?? or possibly starting a HDWNSHC (hot douchebag with not so hot chick) revolution???

oh the humanity.

]]> By: Sel http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/01/mr-lazy/#comment-37669 Sel Mon, 07 Jan 2008 13:23:56 +0000 http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/01/mr-lazy/#comment-37669 Trying to find a date online is the last thing I would do. I am not that desparate ! I can't help but thinking that the people who date on line are either too ugly or too dumb to find someone without any help. Or, they smoke and hate to have to go outside when they go out to a bar. You should make us post our picture in our profile and we will take care of the rest ! Damn...I really got up on the wrong side of the bed... Trying to find a date online is the last thing I would do. I am not that desparate ! I can’t help but thinking that the people who date on line are either too ugly or too dumb to find someone without any help. Or, they smoke and hate to have to go outside when they go out to a bar.
You should make us post our picture in our profile and we will take care of the rest !
Damn…I really got up on the wrong side of the bed…

]]> By: Eva http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/01/mr-lazy/#comment-37666 Eva Mon, 07 Jan 2008 12:39:48 +0000 http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/01/mr-lazy/#comment-37666 [quote comment="37659"]hell yeah. it's been so long my girlie bits are resealing.[/quote] Does that mean some of us can pass for virgins again? [quote comment="37659"]hell yeah. it’s been so long my girlie bits are resealing.[/quote]

Does that mean some of us can pass for virgins again?

]]> By: rabbit72 http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/01/mr-lazy/#comment-37662 rabbit72 Mon, 07 Jan 2008 08:59:01 +0000 http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/01/mr-lazy/#comment-37662 I'm laughing so hard right now, I can barely see straight enough to write this... Um, Matt, you have already started said "dating service"!!!!! Met my sweetie on this site over 2 months ago. Sweetest guy in the world. :) So, I guess that means we should be sending you some money or something then, huh?? LMFAO!! XD I’m laughing so hard right now, I can barely see straight enough to write this…

Um, Matt, you have already started said “dating service”!!!!!

Met my sweetie on this site over 2 months ago. Sweetest guy in the world. :)

So, I guess that means we should be sending you some money or something then, huh?? LMFAO!! XD

]]> By: doompony http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/01/mr-lazy/#comment-37659 doompony Mon, 07 Jan 2008 08:28:13 +0000 http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/01/mr-lazy/#comment-37659 hell yeah. it's been so long my girlie bits are resealing. hell yeah. it’s been so long my girlie bits are resealing.

]]> By: Miss Emily http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/01/mr-lazy/#comment-37657 Miss Emily Mon, 07 Jan 2008 07:12:28 +0000 http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/01/mr-lazy/#comment-37657 I think the last time I was properly hit on it was by this Japanise guy named Toyota at Big Bad John's in Victoria. Can't remember exactly what was said or anything (I was too busy talking with my cousin and admiring the rather interesting drinking establishment I was dragged into), but I do remember that he was adorible and it was fucking hilarious to watch. :p I think the last time I was properly hit on it was by this Japanise guy named Toyota at Big Bad John’s in Victoria. Can’t remember exactly what was said or anything (I was too busy talking with my cousin and admiring the rather interesting drinking establishment I was dragged into), but I do remember that he was adorible and it was fucking hilarious to watch. :p

]]> By: donkeygrey http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/01/mr-lazy/#comment-37645 donkeygrey Mon, 07 Jan 2008 05:37:44 +0000 http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/01/mr-lazy/#comment-37645 A band that I used to do sound for was playing a rather 'classy' establishment and during a break a guy walks up to me at the bar and slurs, "Hey, my buddy here wants to drink shooters out of your navel". Nice... And since I'm ranting (I've always hated doing sound in places where people are falling down drunk), guys, don't come up to female soundtechs so drunk you can't stand and ask what all the knobs do. It's just not endearing. If you are sober (or cute) I'll probably teach you everything I know AFTER the set is over. When I'm working my brain is hardwired into the music as it very well should be. Now, this is very important, especially don't say, "would you notice if I moved this knob?" and proceed to actually move a knob or fader because I don't suffer fools gladly and I have a wicked backhand. I will connect with you before my brain has a chance to catch my hand... ask the last guy who tried his luck. ;-) OK, ranting is over. Where do I sign up for this Matt Good online dating service? ;-p A band that I used to do sound for was playing a rather ‘classy’ establishment and during a break a guy walks up to me at the bar and slurs, “Hey, my buddy here wants to drink shooters out of your navel”. Nice…

And since I’m ranting (I’ve always hated doing sound in places where people are falling down drunk), guys, don’t come up to female soundtechs so drunk you can’t stand and ask what all the knobs do. It’s just not endearing. If you are sober (or cute) I’ll probably teach you everything I know AFTER the set is over. When I’m working my brain is hardwired into the music as it very well should be.

Now, this is very important, especially don’t say, “would you notice if I moved this knob?” and proceed to actually move a knob or fader because I don’t suffer fools gladly and I have a wicked backhand. I will connect with you before my brain has a chance to catch my hand… ask the last guy who tried his luck. ;-)

OK, ranting is over. Where do I sign up for this Matt Good online dating service? ;-p

]]> By: kalevra http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/01/mr-lazy/#comment-37638 kalevra Mon, 07 Jan 2008 04:54:23 +0000 http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/01/mr-lazy/#comment-37638 I think you should do it. Matt could run a side contest for the guy who looks most like a douchebag... and then make comments on why they aren't even with hot chicks... Thats about ten times as sad as hotchickswithdouchebags.... I mean at least those guys have pictures with someone!!! I think you should do it. Matt could run a side contest for the guy who looks most like a douchebag… and then make comments on why they aren’t even with hot chicks… Thats about ten times as sad as hotchickswithdouchebags…. I mean at least those guys have pictures with someone!!!

]]> By: deb http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/01/mr-lazy/#comment-37634 deb Mon, 07 Jan 2008 04:41:37 +0000 http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/01/mr-lazy/#comment-37634 [quote comment="37599"]Yikes that's creepy. Once a guy asked for my number then said: "Don't worry I'm not a pedophile or anything..." At least he asked for my name first. I wonder if girls ever come off creepy or do we always under-creep the guys? Reverse that hotel-massage situation and I think it'd be a guys lucky day.[/quote] True enough...most guys would probably be scrambling to find a bottle of massage oil. [quote comment="37599"]Yikes that’s creepy. Once a guy asked for my number then said: “Don’t worry I’m not a pedophile or anything…” At least he asked for my name first.

I wonder if girls ever come off creepy or do we always under-creep the guys?

Reverse that hotel-massage situation and I think it’d be a guys lucky day.[/quote]

True enough…most guys would probably be scrambling to find a bottle of massage oil.

]]> By: eclipse http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/01/mr-lazy/#comment-37626 eclipse Mon, 07 Jan 2008 04:03:48 +0000 http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/01/mr-lazy/#comment-37626 That would be an excellent idea. That would be an excellent idea.

]]> By: Swordfish http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/01/mr-lazy/#comment-37623 Swordfish Mon, 07 Jan 2008 03:34:07 +0000 http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/01/mr-lazy/#comment-37623 I hear that Dale is a real prick, so I'm thinking yes. I hear that Dale is a real prick, so I’m thinking yes.

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