Rod just sent me this and it had me laughing so hard that I almost fell of my chair. It is entirely inappropriate for young readers, so please exercise some restrain if you’re one of them.
Rod just sent me this and it had me laughing so hard that I almost fell of my chair. It is entirely inappropriate for young readers, so please exercise some restrain if you’re one of them.
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Ahahahahaha, that’s golden!
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OMG…. That was perfect!
HAHAHAHA
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That’s brilliant.
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Hilarious!
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haha, I hate myself for reading this during my break at work.
I really hope she tells him where the remote is. How else is he supposed to watch his porn that he made with Connie’s mother?
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HAHA! Wow!
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Amazing. Great way to start the day :)
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I’m going to have to disagree with people on this one. I didn’t enjoy reading this, even if it’s meant to be a joke (which I really hope it was). Sarcasm’s great and all, but this was a bit much. The use of the word “love” at the end is awful.
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BWAHHHHH HAAAAHAAAA!!!
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The creativity in some people just floors me. :p
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That’s awesome.
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satire is awesome.
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ahahaha brilliant.
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Poor Connie’s gonna end up on myfreeimplants.com now.
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Absolutely brilliant!
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For the record, hot green tea is good for a lot of things, but sinus rinse isn’t one of them. I’m not sure my keyboard (or my face for that matter) will be the same for awhile. That made my day.
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cinnamon ring? that’s a really misleading monacre….it implies tasty. Someone would be in for an suprise
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Heh - so true.
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Love, DAN
DAN!!!
’nuff said
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An oldie but a goodie Really shows the upside of seperation.
Makes me want to get a divorce!
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LMAO!!! Mind you, I don’t know if he’d be able to reach the remote after Connie had stuffed it so far up his batcave that even he couldn’t reach it with a broomhandle!! ;0)
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that just burned out my retinas….
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hahahah
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“We’ve had this old vanity for what, 14 years, and we never used it as a sex toy.”
Oh my god, this was awesome. My upstairs neighbours may have heard my laughing.
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Coffee … on my shirt … I laughed at the last part so much.
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LOLLOLOOO-”sister’s cinnamon ring” and “half a pint of throat yogurt” put me on the GROUD!!! LOL
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Best laugh of the day right there. Makes you beg the question. Why though?
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Instant Classic!!!!
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Oh wow, I enjoyed that.
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Hahah I needed that laugh after a long day!
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brilliant!!
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My ex girlfriend’s name is Connie….this is too freakin priceless.
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What a beautiful story.
I think this is going to be yet another one of those things I catch myself laughing at while sitting alone on the public bus so that I can continue to join the ranks of people that laugh at things alone on the bus causing perfect strangers to turn and look and worry.
I’m never going to look at cinnamon the same way again.
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Holy Shit! I saw that letter last year and thought about emailing it to you but I thought it was waaaaaay too bad! Glad you liked it…..heehee
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Funny…but I’ve read better divorce letters.
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There is everything right and nothing wrong about this.
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Rather stereotypical, the male consoling himself with sex, but I know stereotypes are based on some sort of fact, even if loosely.
It was a good laugh, which I needed. While not divorced, I feel quite sad and I miss her a lot. She left to volunteer just this past Friday and I still find it hard. I’m hoping it gets easier or this will be a tough 5 months.
Thanks for the laugh.
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I just bought a pint of Ben & Jerry’s Cinnamon Bun ice cream tonight.
I may never eat it.
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I can’t believe that someone on this board actually took this seriously!!! COME ON!!!
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Quoting Patrick Pitt:
Patrick!!!!!!!!!!!
p.s. should have said ’signed, king of the remote’.
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LOL That was stellar!! I have to forward it to everyone now…effing hilarious!!
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that’s bloody brilliant!
perfect!
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Beautiful, and wonderfully evil - I love it.
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brilliant and thoughtful, i hope they get back together lol
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Absolute quality…even the ladies on this board enjoyed it and took it for what it was.
Still larfin’
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Just had the entire library stare at me in astonishment as I cackled away like some kind of villain out of Flash Gordon.
Thanks for posting such a gem, I was going to sit around on my ass all evening but I guess that’s kind of out of the question seeing as I just laughed it right off.
Cheers
Scott
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hahaha, why didn’t connie ever put the mirror on the floor.
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Obviously she left him for good reasons.
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Ok it was slightly amusing. A little to college humor for me. I just hope poor Dan realizes that women don’t care how many ladies their divorced husband nail. We all ready know that, as soon as it’s over the guy would hit the bars looking for hot chicks as a form of self redemption. All men are prervs. Not holding anything against men, it’s just their nature. My ex could screw the entire world and I wouldn’t care. The only thing women care about in a divorce is getting all the stuff and most of the money. ;-)
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Heh. “Throat Yogurt” - I’m borrowing that one.
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Oh man, that thing is still as funny as the first time I read it. I had it saved on my computer at one point but forgot to label in such a way that would have made it easy to find and eventually gave up on looking it. Thanks for this, Matt!