Rod Bruno
I’m Selling My iPhone…

This just about put me in the hospital…

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  1. Duane Storey
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    I nearly lost it when the dude wiped the poo from the antenna. Hilarious.

    04 / 14 / 12:06
  2. silly girl
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    I just bought one of these, it’s awesome… they forgot to advertise the dildo function.

    04 / 14 / 12:13
  3. strangedays3
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    that was fantastic

    04 / 14 / 12:26
  4. TomKr
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    That was some horrible Dutch-sounding English. I love to hear my country represented.

    04 / 14 / 12:42
  5. Emily Plunkett
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    The creativity in people floors me. :)

    04 / 14 / 13:41
  6. savage_industry
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    neat-o!
    self-destruct buttons are always a great feature :)

    04 / 14 / 14:04
  7. Eli Pajuelo
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    lol. That’s incredible!

    04 / 14 / 15:04
  8. Christian
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    Quoting silly girl:

    I just bought one of these, it’s awesome… they forgot to advertise the dildo function.

    I was wondering why my girlfriend is “always on the phone”!!!!

    04 / 14 / 15:24
  9. Dana
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    OH MY GOD…i just about pee’d my pants i was laughing so hard :)

    Thanks :)

    04 / 14 / 16:01
  10. Dale Mugford
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    My iPhone does all that Rod- third party apps! Except the thermometer function.

    04 / 14 / 16:05
  11. livewire
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    I could deal without the thermometer function; ew. I was enjoying the accent with the ‘puht-tuhn-tuhd’ heating function but I was surprised they didn’t offer a power nose-picker. Perhaps the thermometer can do both?

    04 / 14 / 16:36
  12. livewire
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    Truthfully, I wanted to say it could do double duty but that just sounds like a bad, bad pun in reference to the thermometer… and I wasn’t even trying.

    04 / 14 / 16:38
  13. D. Lilly
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    I bet Patrick Marleau is walking around hearing a phone ring today. Did you see that HIT?

    Go Flames Go.

    04 / 14 / 16:40
  14. Patrick Pitt
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    penguin ass belonker

    04 / 14 / 17:39
  15. Adrienne
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    Quoting silly girl:

    I just bought one of these, it’s awesome… they forgot to advertise the dildo function.

    But isn’t that true of all phones with a vibrate function? Or is this one specialized?

    04 / 14 / 20:41
  16. alejandro.b
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    I’m sold! How much is it?!

    04 / 14 / 21:07
  17. T-Lee
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    ha ha ha oh fak, I’m laughing my ass off at the tree huggers right now.. They are trying to eliminate people printing off things from their computers, yet now, with this phone. you can print something while you have lunch. ha ha ha

    04 / 14 / 22:18
  18. T-Lee
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    oh ftlog, did that guy just wipe shit off the antenna?

    No, Rod, this didn’t just about put me in the hospital, it just about put me in the shitter, to barf. fffffffffffffffffffffffffff

    ha ha ha

    04 / 14 / 22:20
  19. Taylor9
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    I love the toaster part.

    04 / 15 / 06:21
  20. helz
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    that was awesome
    i loved the toaster part too

    04 / 15 / 08:37
  21. jclark
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    They forgot about the nose hair trimmer in the antenna!

    Ew, maybe it was gunked up.

    04 / 16 / 06:21

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