Comments on: All Hail The New Lazercon Dynasty! http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/05/all-hail-the-new-lazercon-dynasty/ Mon, 13 Oct 2008 17:01:32 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Abstract_Magdalene http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/05/all-hail-the-new-lazercon-dynasty/#comment-52339 Abstract_Magdalene Sat, 10 May 2008 17:14:50 +0000 http://www.matthewgood.org/?p=2489#comment-52339 Hilarious, but for some reason it reminded me of both Sherman Alexie's poem "The Farm" and Flight Recorder from Viking 7 (which just made me laugh) the poem can be found here: http://www.ravenchronicles.org/raven/rvback/issues/0397/Alexie.htm be warned, it's pretty heavy. Hilarious, but for some reason it reminded me of both Sherman Alexie’s poem “The Farm” and Flight Recorder from Viking 7 (which just made me laugh)

the poem can be found here: http://www.ravenchronicles.org/raven/rvback/issues/0397/Alexie.htm
be warned, it’s pretty heavy.

]]> By: Brian Smart http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/05/all-hail-the-new-lazercon-dynasty/#comment-52251 Brian Smart Fri, 09 May 2008 18:48:01 +0000 http://www.matthewgood.org/?p=2489#comment-52251 I'm thinking our first mission (besides separating all female recruits into "super hottie group for Matt" and the other group - that's not entirely fair by the way) will be to send a small team of inter-galactic commandos in to "take out" Tom Cruise. I figure with Matt slagging L.Ron that he's gonna be pissed anyway and looking to kick somebody's ass - so let's take the fight to him! Anybody with me? I'm assuming that Stellas and Rothmans part of our standard kit? If there's not enough beers and smokes then I don't care how hot the chicks are. I’m thinking our first mission (besides separating all female recruits into “super hottie group for Matt” and the other group - that’s not entirely fair by the way) will be to send a small team of inter-galactic commandos in to “take out” Tom Cruise. I figure with Matt slagging L.Ron that he’s gonna be pissed anyway and looking to kick somebody’s ass - so let’s take the fight to him! Anybody with me?

I’m assuming that Stellas and Rothmans part of our standard kit? If there’s not enough beers and smokes then I don’t care how hot the chicks are.

]]> By: Robert R http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/05/all-hail-the-new-lazercon-dynasty/#comment-52209 Robert R Fri, 09 May 2008 05:47:45 +0000 http://www.matthewgood.org/?p=2489#comment-52209 Will there be snacks? I won't go if there are not snacks.......and Telecasters......there has to be Telecasters and Deluxe Reverbs. Will there be snacks? I won’t go if there are not snacks…….and Telecasters……there has to be Telecasters and Deluxe Reverbs.

]]> By: keith187 http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/05/all-hail-the-new-lazercon-dynasty/#comment-52195 keith187 Fri, 09 May 2008 02:43:28 +0000 http://www.matthewgood.org/?p=2489#comment-52195 I too agree to you relative ramblings!!,.. all hail lazercon,.. Although I vote that zero day be renamed 'Day of the Apes', and that the parting on the left will be changed to a parting on the right. I too agree to you relative ramblings!!,.. all hail lazercon,..

Although I vote that zero day be renamed ‘Day of the Apes’, and that the parting on the left will be changed to a parting on the right.

]]> By: Jon Dehm http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/05/all-hail-the-new-lazercon-dynasty/#comment-52191 Jon Dehm Thu, 08 May 2008 23:47:35 +0000 http://www.matthewgood.org/?p=2489#comment-52191 That was a great read. You could be the next L. Ron Hubbard, Matt! That was a great read. You could be the next L. Ron Hubbard, Matt!

]]> By: nelly http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/05/all-hail-the-new-lazercon-dynasty/#comment-52176 nelly Thu, 08 May 2008 17:49:27 +0000 http://www.matthewgood.org/?p=2489#comment-52176 MY GOD MATT....You have too much time on your hands. MY GOD MATT….You have too much time on your hands.

]]> By: Nothingman http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/05/all-hail-the-new-lazercon-dynasty/#comment-52172 Nothingman Thu, 08 May 2008 16:57:34 +0000 http://www.matthewgood.org/?p=2489#comment-52172 [quote comment="52145"]hmmm.... if I were to join I would request that all the women in the "Super Hot Group" be nude, you know for easy access especially during their most fertile moments..... just sayin'[/quote] I like it--It's sexy AND logical (my two favorite adjectives!). [quote comment="52145"]hmmm…. if I were to join I would request that all the women in the “Super Hot Group” be nude, you know for easy access especially during their most fertile moments…..

just sayin’[/quote]

I like it–It’s sexy AND logical (my two favorite adjectives!).

]]> By: dstrucko http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/05/all-hail-the-new-lazercon-dynasty/#comment-52167 dstrucko Thu, 08 May 2008 16:32:29 +0000 http://www.matthewgood.org/?p=2489#comment-52167 what happens if science perfects the sex change operation to the point where perspective "female" followers are truly fertile?? My mommy always said I was a handsome boy so I figure that would translate across genders... what happens if science perfects the sex change operation to the point where perspective “female” followers are truly fertile?? My mommy always said I was a handsome boy so I figure that would translate across genders…

]]> By: KET http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/05/all-hail-the-new-lazercon-dynasty/#comment-52153 KET Thu, 08 May 2008 12:43:41 +0000 http://www.matthewgood.org/?p=2489#comment-52153 You HAVE started writing your absurdly fantastical new book! Sweet! Question before I send in my first installment of $39.99: where will this compound be located? If this is where your South Pacific fantasy comes into play, I'm in. If it's, say, northern Quebec, keep your stinkin' cubic zirconia-- I'm sure I can find a cult whose leader cares about helping his followers get kick-ass tans. (Piñatagon made me laugh, hard.) You HAVE started writing your absurdly fantastical new book! Sweet!

Question before I send in my first installment of $39.99: where will this compound be located? If this is where your South Pacific fantasy comes into play, I’m in. If it’s, say, northern Quebec, keep your stinkin’ cubic zirconia– I’m sure I can find a cult whose leader cares about helping his followers get kick-ass tans.

(Piñatagon made me laugh, hard.)

]]> By: sarah-renee` http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/05/all-hail-the-new-lazercon-dynasty/#comment-52146 sarah-renee` Thu, 08 May 2008 10:49:30 +0000 http://www.matthewgood.org/?p=2489#comment-52146 However upon reflection I’m sure the women falling into the “super hottie” category would be required to wear bikinis. However upon reflection I’m sure the women falling into the “super hottie” category would be required to wear bikinis.

]]> By: angelboo http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/05/all-hail-the-new-lazercon-dynasty/#comment-52145 angelboo Thu, 08 May 2008 10:48:39 +0000 http://www.matthewgood.org/?p=2489#comment-52145 hmmm.... if I were to join I would request that all the women in the "Super Hot Group" be nude, you know for easy access especially during their most fertile moments..... just sayin' hmmm…. if I were to join I would request that all the women in the “Super Hot Group” be nude, you know for easy access especially during their most fertile moments…..

just sayin’

]]> By: sarah-renee` http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/05/all-hail-the-new-lazercon-dynasty/#comment-52144 sarah-renee` Thu, 08 May 2008 10:18:48 +0000 http://www.matthewgood.org/?p=2489#comment-52144 No no, see I’m envisioning flowing robes, like Sirens wear in Greek Myths. Not only are they more attractive and feminine they are much cooler in the summertime. If so, I’m in. No no, see I’m envisioning flowing robes, like Sirens wear in Greek Myths. Not only are they more attractive and feminine they are much cooler in the summertime.

If so, I’m in.

]]> By: P. Martini http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/05/all-hail-the-new-lazercon-dynasty/#comment-52142 P. Martini Thu, 08 May 2008 09:54:20 +0000 http://www.matthewgood.org/?p=2489#comment-52142 I know we're dividing the women into groups already, but I'm not joining unless we can all practice polygamy. I mean, seriously, what am I paying for (besides the salvation of my soul)? I know Matt is special because of the Lazercon lineage thing, but I think polygamy is important if you want to be taken seriously as a cult. I also think those high-necked puffed-sleeve Easter dresses they wear in the Texas compound are a good idea. But we should have to wear cheap digital Casio watches (because that would make as much sense as anything else). And, uh, you wrote: "a Walmart, Starbucks, McDonalds, Subway, Nike outlet, Red Lobster, and a Krispy Kreme." I'm also not joining unless we have a Timmys . . . . Come to think of it, maybe we should just use their uniforms? I don't know. Just a thought. I know we’re dividing the women into groups already, but I’m not joining unless we can all practice polygamy. I mean, seriously, what am I paying for (besides the salvation of my soul)? I know Matt is special because of the Lazercon lineage thing, but I think polygamy is important if you want to be taken seriously as a cult.

I also think those high-necked puffed-sleeve Easter dresses they wear in the Texas compound are a good idea. But we should have to wear cheap digital Casio watches (because that would make as much sense as anything else).

And, uh, you wrote: “a Walmart, Starbucks, McDonalds, Subway, Nike outlet, Red Lobster, and a Krispy Kreme.” I’m also not joining unless we have a Timmys . . . . Come to think of it, maybe we should just use their uniforms? I don’t know. Just a thought.

]]> By: sarah-renee` http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/05/all-hail-the-new-lazercon-dynasty/#comment-52141 sarah-renee` Thu, 08 May 2008 09:36:40 +0000 http://www.matthewgood.org/?p=2489#comment-52141 Question: As an attractive fertile woman of childbearing age…is there a dress code? We won’t be forced to wear those high necked long sleeved dresses will we? I mean come on, do you know how hot those things get in the summer!? Question: As an attractive fertile woman of childbearing age…is there a dress code? We won’t be forced to wear those high necked long sleeved dresses will we? I mean come on, do you know how hot those things get in the summer!?

]]> By: katej http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/05/all-hail-the-new-lazercon-dynasty/#comment-52135 katej Thu, 08 May 2008 06:43:32 +0000 http://www.matthewgood.org/?p=2489#comment-52135 [quote comment="52119"]I hear Matt Good's a real Lazercon overlord.[/quote] brilliant! now that should be made into a t-shirt! [quote comment="52119"]I hear Matt Good’s a real Lazercon overlord.[/quote]

brilliant! now that should be made into a t-shirt!

]]> By: Sean http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/05/all-hail-the-new-lazercon-dynasty/#comment-52128 Sean Thu, 08 May 2008 06:09:39 +0000 http://www.matthewgood.org/?p=2489#comment-52128 I'm a follower of Matthew Good Cutting in the Kool-Aid line NOFX was in town today. I’m a follower of Matthew Good
Cutting in the Kool-Aid line

NOFX was in town today.

]]> By: Emily Plunkett http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/05/all-hail-the-new-lazercon-dynasty/#comment-52126 Emily Plunkett Thu, 08 May 2008 06:02:44 +0000 http://www.matthewgood.org/?p=2489#comment-52126 I totally got this awesome visual of you as some kind of Zaphod-esque president. I totally got this awesome visual of you as some kind of Zaphod-esque president.

]]> By: MPalazzo http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/05/all-hail-the-new-lazercon-dynasty/#comment-52122 MPalazzo Thu, 08 May 2008 05:17:54 +0000 http://www.matthewgood.org/?p=2489#comment-52122 I'd buy that T-Shirt. I’d buy that T-Shirt.

]]> By: One of the Seven http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/05/all-hail-the-new-lazercon-dynasty/#comment-52119 One of the Seven Thu, 08 May 2008 05:08:14 +0000 http://www.matthewgood.org/?p=2489#comment-52119 I hear Matt Good's a real Lazercon overlord. I hear Matt Good’s a real Lazercon overlord.

]]> By: MPalazzo http://www.matthewgood.org/2008/05/all-hail-the-new-lazercon-dynasty/#comment-52118 MPalazzo Thu, 08 May 2008 04:59:36 +0000 http://www.matthewgood.org/?p=2489#comment-52118 My first thought is how does someone decended from names like Gargon and Trigoth end up with the name Matthew? I hope for your compounds sake you have the stamina for 20 virgins otherwise all is lost. As much as I'd love to subjugate the human race along side everyone here, I just can't support the food options. (Do we even have a Red Lobster in Vancouver) I guess I will be one of the defeated slaves since I am of breeding age but not fertile. Alas..... Don't we all become food sources sooner or later? :) My first thought is how does someone decended from names like Gargon and Trigoth end up with the name Matthew? I hope for your compounds sake you have the stamina for 20 virgins otherwise all is lost.

As much as I’d love to subjugate the human race along side everyone here, I just can’t support the food options. (Do we even have a Red Lobster in Vancouver) I guess I will be one of the defeated slaves since I am of breeding age but not fertile. Alas….. Don’t we all become food sources sooner or later? :)

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