MG.org Death Match: Nature Vs al-Qaeda

Nature or al-Qaeda…

Which, you might be asking yourself, is the greater terrorist threat? Since 9/11, al-Qaeda has taken no direct responsibility for any major terrorist action, not even the London bombings. And while groups in Iraq are allegedly aligned with al-Qaeda, the chances that they’re receiving direct orders from Osama bin Laden – by way of anything up to and including Morse code – is a stretch.

Nature, on the other hand, is a completely different matter altogether. It has recently devastated swaths of Burma, China, and countless other places. In fact, since 9/11, it has been responsible for one of the most deadly attacks in modern history – the Southeast Asian Tsunami. It pulled off Katrina, the earthquake in Pakistan, devastating floods throughout Latin America, and a plethora of other deadly attacks.

Let’s face the truth – it’s time to declare a ‘War On Nature’.

Nature is, without question, the most prominent member of the Axis of Evil. It needn’t a nuclear capability, nor can nuclear weapons defend against its evil designs. In truth, were nuclear weapons employed against nature, it would only work to nature’s advantage – by killing more people.

Were the leadership of al-Qaeda smart it would align itself with nature. No matter how many Infidels al-Qaeda wishes dead – nature can kill more. The 2004 tsunami alone killed 250,000 people, roughly 247,000 more people than 9/11. Exploiting its access to tectonic plates, sub-aquatic volcanoes, and the ocean, nature’s terrorist attack of December 26th, 2004, was immense in its scope and planning. Interestingly, compared to al-Qaeda’s estimated $500,000 budget employed to orchestrate the attacks of 9/11, the attack of 26/04 cost nature nothing.

In conclusion, our resources are being wasted in the wrong area. While some might consider al-Qaeda a threat, nature is far more troublesome and should be made the number one priority of every freedom-loving nation on earth.

Bottom line – nature not only hates freedom, it hates everyone and everything. Therefore it’s high time that we view nature for the terrorist that it is.