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Let The Rain Turn To Bullshit

Posted by Matthew Good on December 22, 2008

We begin in Israel

“Tonight it is being reported that Israeli Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni has instructed diplomats across the globe to launch what is being described as a “PR blitz” to shore up international support for an Israeli invasion of the Gaza Strip. To that end Livni, the Kadima Party’s pick for Prime Minister in the upcoming election, will reportedly make phone calls to UN Secretary-General Ban Ki Moon and the foreign ministers of several major nations.”

From there we travel to the United States where, not surprisingly, Dick Cheney is still an asshole.

Leaping back across the Atlantic we travel to Iraq where The ‘Coup’ That Wasn’t continues to baffle.

Remaining in Iraq, the Pentagon is in the midst of trying to redefine the definition of the combat soldier to skirt around having to have all US troops out of Iraqi cities by June.

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