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The Good Advice People

Posted by Matthew Good on March 26, 2009

When something goes wrong with my car I take it to a florist. When I get sick I tend to go to the post office and ask for advice. When I need someone to fix my plumbing I call an ambulance. When I want to get new glasses I go to the butcher. And when I want advice on whether or not condoms decrease the spread of HIV I turn to an old man in a funny hat that’s never had sex in his life.

Let me tell you – you haven’t enjoyed life to its fullest until you’ve worn meat glasses on a hot day.

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