Matthew Good
Sep 17, 2009 | By Matthew Good

You Want Scary? You Got It!

I couldn’t make this shit up if I was out of my mind on meth.

Pictures say a thousand words. Pictures accompanied by words say more.

Let’s begin.

The Historical Revisionist

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Given that the last administration used blatant falsehoods to convince the nation to go to war, abused the Constitution repeatedly, was guilty of instituting a system of widespread abuse and torture, and was at the helm when the financial crisis hit – among a laundry list of other things – either this guy is from Mars or just came out of a twenty-year coma.

The Wonders Of A 7th Grade Education

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If debt is the slavery of the free then you might want to start asking why your country spends more on defense than the rest of the planet put together. If debt is the slavery of the free then you might want to start asking why you owe the Chinese a trillion dollars, or what would happen if those nations that you owe money to were to come collecting. Bad news, sweetheart, your entire way of life is based on the existence of debt.

Ready For What?

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Proof positive that stupidity checks are not a prerequisite when it comes to purchasing firearms.

Racism? What Racism?

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It must suck to know that the animals at the Cleveland Zoo are smarter than you are.

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