There’s no arguing the fact that the people behind the scenes here at matthewgood.org are web visionaries. Though you probably have no clue, being that you’re clueless, matthewgood.org was the first website in the world to have an International Space Station specific interface. That trend is now commonplace, but there was a time when this website was pushing cross platform boundaries that were so extreme that a variety of animals simply dropped dead in the wild for no other reason than the sheer magnitude of the genius of the work demanded some form of scientific animal test sacrifice.

But that was then, this is now.

While on the surface this site might seem ordinary, it’s only because developments regarding it are taking place behind the scenes that are of a very serious and advanced nature. Having turned down lucrative offers from the US Department of Defense and various private defense contractors over the last year given the potential of our new system, to say that our development of what can only be referred to as Web 4.oh! will revolution the internet is an understatement.

While I am restricted by a confidentiality agreement to divulge details about the core elements of the system, I can say that one of its aspects is steeped in the use of text wholly resistant to command+c copying and command + sizing, rendering content utterly illegible. The application of this aspect will therefore render the web unreadable.

For example…

While we initially thought of using the new system as a pay for content scheme, we have since decided to simply allow it to be applied universally so that web content as we know it will cease to exist given that the web itself is driven by trends that, if popular enough, will be copied by just about everyone. Ultimately, we will be the only ones that will possess the ability to actually read content, and can then establish websites that present information that is legible that we wholly control.

For example…

And guess who will be selling those Merkins…