Lebanese sperm, Austrian fetus, Viennese infant, immigrant, asthmatic toddler, American, Minnesotan, precocious kindergartener, brother, elementary school daydreamer, library bug, square peg, underachieving preteen, Michigander, bullied weakling, uninspired middle schooler, Christian, farm worker, flunky freshman, horseman, virgin, weightlifting sophomore, unvirgin, popular athlete, busboy, fry cook, junior achiever, drama club aficionado, prayer meeting leader , high school journalist, dean’s list graduate, college football player, failed college football player, Republican, innocent soldier, violent soldier, disillusioned soldier, European, semi-pro football player, model, new wave singer, Michigander, UPS truck loader, Californian, Army reservist, begrudging atheist, angry veteran, door to door cookbook salesman, precious metals broker, laundry truck driver, college student, Democrat, club DJ, house painter, dog rescuer, roofer, husband, student, drummer, goth metal singer, plumber, college journalist, husband with rage management issues, divorcee, drunk, strip club barker, guitarist, photojournalist, soul mate, ticket scalper, hockey goon, scrappy cub newspaper sportswriter, naive singer/guitarist with recording deal, bitter singer/guitarist without recording deal, big timey television writer, club booker/manager, television broadcast associate, anti-war activist, cat whisperer, big timey newspaper sportswriter/copy editor…
And last but not least, I am a fine purveyor of inane poetry, immature lyrics, sycophantic myopia, rampant chest-beating, self-aggrandizing blather, self-deprecating hoo-ha, bouts of endless depression, obvious contradictions, street justice, snake oil salesmanship, straw man arguments, maddening inconsistencies, rabid opinions, conspiracy theories, wild assertions, perpetual love, unconditional anger, and unbearable self-righteousness…
But other than all that I’m a pretty nice guy…
RSS 2.0 Feed