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Saturday, August 2nd, 2008

For those that labour under the misconception that the Olympics and politics are not interwoven, one need only point to the IOC’s ridiculously ambiguous position regarding Chinese government imposed internet restrictions during the upcoming games.

Today the President of the IOC Committee, Jacques Rogge, claimed that the IOC had accepted no deal with regards to internet restrictions. For those of you that are unaware, the Chinese government had promised the foreign media unrestricted access to the web while reporting on the games, a promise that they are refusing to uphold. While some restrictions have been eased – the BBC’s Mandarin website is now accessible, for example – numerous other sites deemed ‘sensitive’ remain blocked.

Rogge’s pathetic attempt at avoiding the issue was to claim that the IOC consists of idealists and therefore could be accused of being somewhat naïve. Of course, while confronting the issue he praised the Chinese at the same time, claiming that the Olympic village was the best that he had ever seen and that the organization of the games was excellent. One wonders if the excellence of that organization includes the massive restrictions being placed on public protests as well?

A Full Reverse Into The Still Screwed

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

The International Olympic Committee has reversed its recent decision to disallow Iraq to participate at the Olympics. Unfortunately, only two members of Iraq’s Olympic contingent can attend, as the deadline for admissions for numerous events has passed, leaving only Iraq’s track and field athletes eligible.

There’s nothing like training for the Olympics in one of the worst locations in the world only to be told that you can’t attend the games and then have that decision reversed too late for you to participate anyway. Had the IOC dealt with the situation differently, Iraq’s entire team would still be attending.

In related Olympic fever news…

As many of you are aware, the Chinese government actively blocks access to a variety of different websites. For example – BBC journalists covering the games only have access to the BBC’s website in English, they cannot view it in Chinese. Amnesty International’s website is also inaccessible, though that should come as no surprise given their recent report - People’s Republic of China: The Olympics countdown – broken promises - which you should read.

The War Criminals No One Can Touch

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007

It seems that Ret. Major General Antonio Taguba has spilled the beans to The New Yorker’s Seymour Hersh with regards to Donald Rumsfeld’s, and possibly even President Bush’s, knowledge of the abuses that occurred at Abu Ghraib. According to The Independent

“The two-star Army General who led the first military investigation into human rights abuses at Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq has bluntly questioned the integrity of former US Secretary of Defence, Donald Rumsfeld, suggesting he misled the US Congress by downplaying his own prior knowledge of what had happened.

Major General Antonio Taguba also claimed in an interview with The New Yorker magazine published yesterday that President George Bush also “had to be aware” of the atrocities despite saying at the time of the scandal that he had been out of the loop until he saw images in the US media.

The White House issued a response denying the claim, however. “The President said over three years ago that he first saw the pictures of the abuse on the television,” Scott Stanzel, a spokesman, said.

In the extensive interview, Maj-Gen Taguba insisted that at the very least Mr Rumsfeld “was in denial” at a congressional hearing in May 2004, when he said he had only become aware of the extent of the abuse - and seen some of the shocking photographic evidence - one day before. The Secretary told members of Congress that the images published in the media were “not yet in the Pentagon”.

Mr Rumsfeld had summoned Maj-Gen Taguba to the Pentagon on the eve of the hearing, which took place one week after first US media reports of the abuse surfaced in The New Yorker and on CBS News. Yet the General had begun his investigation several months earlier, in January 2004, and had circulated his finished report to Pentagon managers - with pictures and a video - several weeks before seeing Mr Rumsfeld. “The photographs were available to him - if he wanted to see them,” Maj-Gen Taguba said.

As for the Secretary’s congressional appearance, he claimed: “Rumsfeld is very perceptive and has a mind like a steel trap. There’s no way he’s suffering from CRS - Can’t Remember Shit. He’s trying to acquit himself.”

Mr Bush has since conceded that the abuse at Abu Ghraib is the one thing he regrets about the war in Iraq. The photographs that became public at the time - and sparked worldwide condemnation - showed US jailers humiliating inmates who were naked, hooded, on leashes or piled into a human pyramid.

Maj-Gen Taguba said that other material not yet publicly disclosed or mentioned in subsequent trials included a video showing “a male American soldier in uniform sodomising a female detainee”. The first wave of images he received also included images of sexual humiliation between a father and his son.

The General said he was ordered to limit his inquiry into the conduct of military police at the jail even as he became convinced they had a green light from higher up. “Somebody was giving them guidance but I was legally prevented from further investigation into higher authority. I was limited to a box.” He adds: “Even today … those civilian and military leaders responsible should be held accountable.”

The General also tells the New Yorker that he became a victim of his own dedication to finding the truth when he was subsequently forced to retire early. In early 2006, he said, he received a phone call from a higher-ranking colleague telling him he was expected to retire by January this year, after more than 30 years of service. His conclusion: he was being punished for that first investigation.

“They always shoot the messenger,” Maj-Gen Taguba told Seymour Hersh of The New Yorker. “To be accused of being overzealous and disloyal - that cuts deep into me. I was being ostracised for doing what I was asked to do.”

There is one passage in that piece that should be of absolute paramount importance to every person on the planet…

“Maj-Gen Taguba said that other material not yet publicly disclosed or mentioned in subsequent trials included a video showing “a male American soldier in uniform sodomising a female detainee”. The first wave of images he received also included images of sexual humiliation between a father and his son.”

So a US soldier sodomized a female detainee and a boy and his father were forced to conduct humiliating sexual acts? Now you tell me how the existence of that footage has been kept from the American people, let alone the world? And in saying that, what does the fact that it has say about the people refusing to release it? That it’s too graphic? That it’s unsuitable? Or that it is so utterly disgusting and damning that it should, as it should have in the first place, rocked the very foundations of the administration itself?

These are war crimes, plain and simple. And it is not only for those who conducted the acts to be held accountable, but for those that placed them in the position to do so. Because if that is not the case, then the sentences handed down at Nuremburg might as well be expunged because none of those men were physically involved in the war crimes for which they were tried. And spare me the you can’t use the German analogy because had the war in the Pacific gone the other way the US could very well have been tried for war crimes for the bombing of Japan and the slaughter of hundreds of thousands of civilians, and I’m not talking about the use of the atomic bomb either.

The US conveniently opted out if the ICC for this very reason, and that should be a telling gesture given what has gone on during the occupation of Iraq.

Were the United States not the world’s preeminent super power, characterizing the President and various members of his administration, past and present, as war criminals would not be thought absurd. For in the end, the supposed principles of the United States are only as useful as the military might that its federal government possesses to justify obliterating them.

War 2.0

Saturday, May 12th, 2007

I have never been fond of the term ‘The War On Terror’. The reason? It probably has to do with the fact that those who coined the phrase are the world’s foremost militarists, have aided in the survival or emplacement of a variety of despotic regimes over the last sixty some odd years, have played a significant role in undermining the integrity of the United Nations over the last six years, have scoffed at the Geneva Conventions and international law because they have more planes, ships, rockets and guns than everyone else and yes – even sponsored terrorists.

There are those that will defend such things as necessities of circumstance. I wonder why those same people don’t afford others the same disgusting accommodation.

Sponsor terrorists, you say? You surely jest Mr. Good.

I am, in fact, far from joking. One such terrorist, Luis Posada, was recently set at liberty in the United States, who have refused to consider extradition requests from both Cuba and Venezuela, the latter in which he was legally imprisoned for years before escaping – which in truth was engineered by the Cuban American National Foundation.

Posada was a CIA asset in Latin America in the 1960’s, and perhaps beyond, and has been linked to the bombing of a Cuban airliner in 1976 that killed 73 innocent people. And yet, Posada, one of the principals in Ollie North’s Nicaraguan adventures in the 80’s, is a free man. Meanwhile, hundreds of detainees are still being held captive at Guantanamo Bay beyond their rights under international and human rights laws.

They’re terrorists, though. Why in God’s name should they be afforded rights?

I have argued in the past that the demoralization of our principles with regards to our conduct in War 2.0 has stripped us of the moral high ground, if we ever held it in the first place. Again, there are those that disagree with that sentiment, most of whom don’t have to witness people being tortured. They can, quite comfortably, sit a world away and condone such actions and then, rather stunningly, claim that we should be ever vigilant of terrorist attacks on home soil.

And what, do you suppose, might inspire such attacks?

Certainly not our blatant hypocrisy. After all, we’re fighting monsters bent on global domination, the complete destruction of our way of life and the rest of that idiotic bather.

If you honestly believe that al-Qaeda has the power to undertake, or even influence, a ‘global uprising’ that would see us in chains, you are, no offense intended, delusional. Ironically, it’s not really your fault. Most of us have been so sold on the idea that it has almost become fact.

And God forbid any of us question that.

Turn on the news and the focus on the violence in Iraq is squarely placed on al-Qaeda’s shoulders, as if it represented the majority of the insurgency, as if were the United States to abandon Iraq it would somehow take power there. The truth, of course, is that it constitutes less than 7% of the insurgency, that it is disliked or disregarded by those that comprise its majority and were the United States to abandon Iraq, al-Qaeda in Mesopotamia would be one of the first groups to be liquidated by far more predominant power blocks. It’s also important to remember that it didn’t even exist as an entity in Iraq prior to the Anglo-American invasion in 2003.

So where does this power come from? Where does the need to over emphasize their importance come from? In whose best interest is it in to ensure that they remain the focus, an ambiguous global boogey man, a group with which others can associate themselves, even if they have little to no connection with them in reality?

For all we know, when 9/11 was planned, Osama Bin Laden’s participation in the entire thing could have been nothing more than a nod of his head in agreement. Then again, he could have authored thousands of pages on how it was to be done. But the fact remains – who actually knows? Certainly not the likes of the CIA, that’s for certain. If that particular detail were a hard fact then you’d think they’d know enough to actually apprehend the man. Instead, he’s most likely somewhere in the mountains of Pakistan, protected by those loyal to him and, in all probability, the Pakistani ISI as well.

We can’t mess with Pakistan though, despite the fact that their intelligence apparatus operates without impunity or oversight, is beyond the control of the government, and despite the fact that its border with Afghanistan is dotted with radical religious schools that teach anything but the truth of Islam. We can’t mess with them because, unlike Saddam Hussein and the Taliban, they actually have the bomb. And that changes everything.

The bomb provides protection, and guess who solidified that reality?

The word terrorism is a façade. It is a façade that allows governments around the world to curtail social rights and freedoms, promote xenophobic attitudes and, above all else – justify militarization.

In the War 2.0 world there is no tank, no plane, no missile, nor any ship that can stop five determined madmen bent on blowing something up and killing people if they are determined to do so, no matter their religion, the colour of their skin, or their ideology. What is of importance in the War 2.0 world is how many planes, missiles, ships, tanks, and guns are we going to manufacture and convince ourselves we need to put into use before we figure that out? Because the truth is that twenty madmen bent on destruction can kill 3,000 people. But one madman with millions at his command can kill much more.

Zealotry knows no definitive boundaries, no matter how much we’d like to believe otherwise. And to say that any nation that possesses the military power and wherewithal to invade other nations at will based on lies, not to mention the nuclear capability to destroy it several times over, is beyond scrutiny only makes the cause of those who despise it all the more impassioned.

And so five men get together in some dark cave or on the banks of some remote river, and they plot. The question is, of the five, how many of their names do we already know?

White Noize

Saturday, April 14th, 2007

Because there was no other significant breaking news this week, (other than Anna Nicole’s baby’s daddy and Sanjaya remaining on American Idol…) the major cable “news” entities decided to whip up a hurricane of faux outrage when longtime radio windbag Don Imus tried to make a funny by calling the members of the Rutgers University women’s basketball team “nappy headed hos”…

This story was important of course because as I stated earlier, THERE WAS NO OTHER SERIOUS BREAKING NEWS THIS WEEK… there was no bombing in the Green Zone, there was no DOJ scandal, there was no passing of a great author, no crashing economy, there were no missing RNC emails, no accusations of favoritism at the World Bank, there was no failed attempt at appointing a “War Czar”… apparently there wasn’t even a war or any casualties…

Welcome to my profession…

Hey, look over here… something shiny!!! A deluded and out-of-touch old buffoon made a clumsy racist comment!!! Let’s get him!!!

Of course, what Don Imus said was silly, insensitive and wrong… but I see it as something even more pathetic… Because of his wish to appeal to a certain demographic, Imus decided to use a term popularized in Hip Hop culture… he was simply trying to be relevant… Well, he got his wish alright, but not in the way he imagined…

Something puzzles me however… Usually white male intolerance is celebrated in this country… I’ve heard plenty of media personalities make far more egregious statements… and hardly an eyebrow is raised in indignation…

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Yet somehow these pillars of bigotry remain gainfully employed… and wildly popular as well… So whose breakfast cereal did Imus piss in? Or is he just today’s convenient villain? While Imus’ bosses are more than happy to throw him to the wolves, will they do anything to CHANGE THE CULTURE? Of course not…

I must say once and for all that I am tired of the “It’s ok when we say it” argument that is preached from some in the Black community… I vehemently disagree. It is not ok to call anyone a “nappy headed ho”… regardless of the circumstances… And ponder this… Would it be safe to assume that at least a few members of the Rutgers women’s basketball team (the same team that Imus insulted…) enjoy the misogynist beats of gangsta rap from time to time? Hmmm… makes one wonder…

Call me out-of-touch, but the whole “bitch suck my fucking dick” thing does seem a bit played out, no? Hip Hop is often the ONLY depiction of Black community that young white kids from the suburbs will ever be exposed to… How do you think that typical young white male (the predominant consumer of Hip Hop) will visualize women, or blacks in the future? Are we really going to claim that this art-form will not at least have some negative effect?

Call me out if I’m wrong on this…

Not to veer into an in-depth discussion regarding the merits of Hip Hop, but I can count one hand the amount of rappers who have done something original over the past several years… But what do I know, right? I don’t understand Hip Hop because I’m a clueless white guy… right? Hmmm… double standard anyone?

Which brings me to my next point…

Race is still a sore issue in this country because we choose to ignore it instead of confronting it honestly and in good faith.

I know this because I am a racist.

There, I said it… again… Many years ago I made that proclamation in a column for a college newspaper. That brilliant deed got me a 7 a.m. appointment in the Dean’s office and a nice suspension. Free speech 101.

I am a racist in the sense that I was brought up to hold certain erroneous beliefs about people of other races, beliefs that sometimes rear their ugly little heads to this day… I’d much rather be honest with myself and expose my racism for what it is… Fear and ignorance… I have found that in order for me to reach for enlightenment, I must first come to terms with the very nature of my irrational thought process. So instead of shunning those unlike me, I instead decided to seek them out and learn from them… and celebrate our differences… and it opened an entire world of fascinating cultures to me, one that would have remained shuttered had I chosen to remain safely in my mental prison…

I may be opening a can of worms here, but dear reader, have you never had a racist or sexist or homophobic thought?

So what does this say about all of us?

A truthful show of hands please…

Who among you has never had a racist thought, committed a racist act or uttered a racial epithet…?

Yeah, I thought so…

The Confessions Of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed

Thursday, March 15th, 2007

It could all be true, it could be nothing more than the staged ramblings of a man that has been held in a black hole for four years. I am referring, of course, to Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, who was captured by the Pakistani ISI in Rawalpindi in 2003. He has, since that time, been held by the United States as a detainee.

Now, before I continue, let me make plain the intentions of this entry before it’s thought that I am openly defending a man that has been linked to crimes from the planning of the 9/11 attacks to the murder of US journalist Daniel Pearl. I am not suggesting that Khalid Sheikh Mohammed is innocent, nor that he isn’t the devotee of a militant ideology. What I am saying, with regards to the recent release of the transcript in which he confesses to numerous crimes and plots, is that not only is the release of this information politically timely given the impact of the Libby verdict and the Walter Reid scandal, but moreso something that should be far more troubling to us all, no matter the man’s nefarious reputation or allegiances.

I will begin by saying, quite simply, that even Hermann Göring was afforded the right to a defense at Nuremberg. Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, no matter your views on the subject, was not. His confessions before a Combatant Status Review Tribunal Hearing in Guantanamo Bay this month, which included confessing to the “September 11th terrorist attacks, the Richard Reid shoe bombing attempt to blow up an airliner over the Atlantic Ocean, the Bali nightclub bombing in Indonesia, the 1993 World Trade Center bombing and other attacks that were foiled? were all heard in a closed proceeding from which defense lawyers and the media were banned.

No matter the man’s reputation or the crimes that he is believed to have committed, during his rather lengthy confession to the power that has held him for four years, part of that time at undisclosed locations, at whose hands anything could have been done to him – his confessions, which by all accounts, were the media granted access to the proceedings, should provide the Bush administration with some much needed positive press, even though the process with which that information was obtained is entirely criminal – has done nothing more than produce a confession that is wholly tainted by the fact that the fundamental beliefs in the rule of law that the United States professes to encourage in locations such as Iraq and Afghanistan were notoriously absent.

If Khalid Sheikh Mohammed is guilty of everything that he has confessed to, and was willing to confess to it, then what would the inclusion of the press and proper legal council at the proceeding have mattered? After all, his confession was released in detail by every major news organization in the world the second it was available.

Under international and human rights law, even Khalid Sheikh Mohammed has rights. And if we fail to grant those rights, then all we have permitted is the failure of justice itself. And that, no matter the crime or criminal, demonstrates our own willingness to abandon the very principles that we claim to cherish and champion. Ultimately, what separates us from the Khalid Sheikh Mohammed’s of the world? In this case, it’s surely not our belief in the law.

That said, it should never be forgot that once you cross that line and assume the omnipotence of being able to disregard the rights of others at will, then it should be expected that those among the disregarded with the resolve to strike back will act accordingly, by the example set.

Ultimately, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed’s confessions could all be true. Many of them could also be false. The fact that the people can’t be sure of the authenticity of the information is, at best, a sign of the times. At worst, the harbinger of our society’s demise.

Updated: The BBC’s have your say on this topic is eliciting some interesting responses.

Massive Fucking Dog Balls

Monday, February 19th, 2007

What language do we speak? For the most part, the first language of Canada and the United States is English, though there are a myriad of Americans that perplexingly refer to it as ‘American’ for some unknown reason. Of course, French, Canada’s other official language, is also quite popular, as is Spanish in the United States.

Why do I make reference to it? One word – scrotum.

The origin of the word scrotum dates back to the late 16th Century and is derived from the Latin - scr?tum. It is, of course, included in Gray’s Anatomy and is the proper term used to describe the bag of skin and muscle containing the testicles.

So why is the scrotum a big deal?

Well, for one, the word appears on the first page of Susan Patron’s Newbery Medal winning children’s book - The Higher Power Of Lucky. It is overheard by the book’s protagonist, the orphaned Lucky Trimble, when a neighbour mentions that a dog had been bitten on the scrotum by a rattlesnake.

The use of the word has, as you might imagine, caused quite a stir. In fact, the fallout amongst Conservative librarians might even reach National Socialist levels of ferocity…

“The word is “scrotum” - a clear enough anatomical expression, one might think, but one that has caused untold consternation among certain cultural guardians who believe children need protection from even the mention of certain body parts.

“The inclusion of genitalia does not add to the story one bit and that is my objection,” said Dana Nilsson, a teacher and librarian from Durango, Colorado. “Because of that one word, I would not be able to read that book aloud. There are so many other options that the author could have used instead.” Libraries all over the country have either banned the book or are considering banning it - citing either their own moral shock or the anticipation of a storm of protest from parents if they went ahead and stocked it.?

The fantastic thing about the woman quoted above is that she hadn’t even the faintest clue when she first condemned the use of the word that it was referring to a dog’s testicles and not those of a man. She simply automatically assumed, writing…

“I don’t want to start an issue about censorship. But you won’t find men’s genitalia in quality literature … At least not for children.”

This sort of ignorance coming from those that are supposedly educated people just baffles me. What is even more shocking is that the book has already been banned in places all over the country, with others considering following suit.

And the author’s response, herself a librarian?

“Patron told The New York Times the word was both important - because it indicates ways in which 10-year-old Lucky is preparing to grow up - and funny. “The word is just so delicious,” Patron said.?

I, on the other hand, have come up with a better solution. Try this on for size…

“Only moments after feasting her eyes on the luscious scrotum of ‘John’, a 25 year old Virgo ‘fireman’ from Cincinnati, and securing the latest edition of Playgirl in her Little Mermaid knapsack, Lucky came across her neighbour’s dog writhing in agony. By all accounts a rattlesnake had chomped on the dog’s massive set of fucking balls, which had tripled in size because of the bite.”

As an aside, a lot of people died today in places like Iraq and Iran and other countries that start with the letter ‘I’, though none of the reports about any of those incidents mentioned the word scrotum.

PS:

Dear America,

You speak English. As hard as it is to come to terms with the fact that that is actually the case, you’re just going to have to bear it with as much fortitude as you can muster.

Also, you produce more pornography than any other country in the world.

Sincerely,
My Scrotum.