Bombshells
Friday, December 22nd, 2006Dale Mugford, who’s been known to creep around here from time to time (by the way, I hope your recovery is going well Dale), once wrote - “When the largest industry in the world is no longer War, I will accept Darwin’s theory of Evolution.”.
War, Cherubs, is the #1 clambake on the planet – even more so than Bill O’Reilly’s latest book. More time, money, and effort is invested in developing, selling, and implementing tools of destruction than any other enterprise on earth – including condom sales, which, by all accounts, should be through the roof. Because let’s face facts – sex is a far better enterprise than war.
Killing people is a goldmine. Finding new and fascinating ways of ripping the human body apart, slowly burning flesh away from bone, exposing it to such high heat that it basically disintegrates, corrupting and neutralizing the central nervous system – all of it is bank. Then there’s the hardware needed to make sure that it all goes off without a hitch. The vehicles, the helicopters, the aircraft carriers, stealth bombers, submarines, and the logisitical support provided by all of those patriotic contractors.
That, my friends, is progress. Not capitalizing on illnesses in the name of profit – though Big Pharma does pretty well and has some fantastic tricks of their own – but real progress, like taking something as devastating to the human body as a large bullet and adding to it the ability to burn your insides as if washed in an acid bath once it punches a hole in you the size of a golf ball.
Progress is being able to sucker kids into loving death by playing video games in which they can launch devastating ordinance from miles away and watch them decimate pixilated buildings and people. It’s those same kids that end up sitting on ships in the Persian Gulf with their finger hovering over a button doing it for real. Progress is found in the fact that having palyed the video game before hand, they can envision how ‘cool’ it’ll look when that ‘baby’ blows to shit whatever it is that it’s being launched at.
Progress is being able to say that you have a formidable and highly advanced military capability and aren’t afraid to use it, no matter what the cost to your principles, because the truth is that your principles are based on having a formidable and highly advanced military capability.
Nations such as the US and Russia, China and Great Britain, have impressive military capabilities. All of them are also nuclear powers, the first two being the world’s preeminent nuclear powers. So is it just me, or does anyone else find it somewhat telling that a group of fanatics can hijack airplanes and fly them into buildings and they’re called lunatics, while the five permanent members of the United Nations Security Council are responsible for almost 90% of the world’s conventional arms exports, arms that find their way into the hands of children in Africa pressed into military service, and even the hands of the very ‘enemy’ that the ‘civilized’ world is supposedly now fighting, and they’re championed as being just?
Comedian David Cross probably put it best - “You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It’s like having a war on jealousy.”
In the name of dethroning tyranny, a country was invaded and occupied. And now the justification for not abandoning the folly that ensued is that too much damage has been done and too many people have died.
That’s progress.
Oh: You can bet your bottom dollar that this is going to be like Christmas, Halloween, my birthday, your birthday, all rolled into one.
Oh Dear: According to British Intelligence, London will, for cetrain, be attacked this holiday season. In light of this, they are rounding up those they feel might be a threat. And after they’ve detained all of those people, being that they’ve assured everyone there is going to be attack, they’ll probably have to shoot an innocent Brazillian multiple times and then claim they thought that he was trying to carry it out.
Oh My: The Saudis have chosen a new ambassador to the United States. His name is Adel al-Jubeir. You might recall his work from just after 9/11. He was the PR man “charged with disassociating the royal family from al Qaeda in the wake of the 9/11 attacks”.
Oh No: If you can believe it, someone was actually trapped for days under fallen trees in Stanley Park.
Oh Snap! Thankfully there’s an ‘e’ at the end of his last name, because this moron deserves to be trapped under fallen trees for days.
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Saudi Arabia is a Monarchy, not a democracy. And while it has made token gestures to usher in the electoral process on very basic civic levels, the House of Saud is far from allowing the country to be transformed into a pro-Western democracy. In truth, there’s little point to it. They’re a pro-Western Monarchy, and that’ll do in a pinch, especially when you’re one of the world’s foremost oil producers.